Hehehe! What was the hell was that? It seemed to be coming from behind me. Hehehe!
I turned around very slowly. There they were… the Danish girls. Their hands were over their mouths, barely restraining themselves from giggling. “What’s so funny?” I asked.
“You stop every time we throw away a banana peel, then you sniff around like a… a mouse. Here, look,” she threw a peel off into the bush, Tcht!
They all burst out laughing. I took off my hat. It just didn’t seem to fit right anymore.
© Phil Goldman
Author Bio:
Being a ne'er-do-well and a jack of no trades, Phil Goldman has worked as a jungle guide, improvisational actor, nude model, bank spy, martial arts instructor, and just missed being a male stripper in Tokyo (too hairy). He supposes he will eventually write about all of it.